It’s been a long time, I shouldn’t left you

I’ve been quite busy so I have a random list…

Enjoy…

* Silly of me to expect a straight answer…I knew deep down that whatever response would be shallow with no details. I would’ve preferred a simple “nothing”

*Barack Obama is president…I can’t believe it.

*I’m extremely happy about Rahm Emmanuel because he’s a beast and there will be no Republican bullshit because he’s not gonna even let it fly. Dude is the political Chuck Norris.

*The joy of moving back up north is yoga classes everywhere.  Yoga classes are the J&J Fish of the north side. I’m finna get my downward facing doggie on for real.

*I’m gonna miss Gram’s homecooking everyday

*I’m a pretty patient person and I can be very nice and generous but the nanosecond I feel hurt, disrespected, judged or insulted…it’s a wrap. I really need to work on not holding people’s flaws against them. I’m only human.  I need to meditate on that a little more.

*I think since I used to be such a doormat that I lost my balance now that I’m not.  Buddhism has helped a lot when it comes to sorting out my feelings and whatnot but I really gotta not feel the need to defend myself or my actions all the damn time.  Suddenly not letting people walk all over me makes me the bad guy. Really?

*A-Rod (and not my good friend, Aaron but the ballplayer), come on now. Madonna?  The last time she was hot enough for this to make sense was when Music came out.  She has the great pilates body but babygirl needs a little botox around those eyes.  Her age creeped up on her and suckerpunched her.  I still think she’s the original maverick and kick ass but she’s a mom and old. Alex Rodriguez is fine as frog hair, young and did I mention fine.

*I need a new pair of Uggs. Yeah they are ugly but when the hawk comes they keep my toes nice and warm.  I do hate to see chicks where them in the summer.  These bitches are lined with sheepskin! Dumb ass sweaty foot hoes.

*I hate that I didn’t do anything for Halloween like I planned.  I had phase one of the move.

*Last but not least, Scott my beloved Schnauzer is very ill and soon we’ll have some tough decisions to make.  I know that a lot of people don’t understand and think “it’s just a dog” but he’s truly a part of the family.

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